I Stole, Blamed Someone Else, Boss Deserved It
After putting up with former boss' continuous temper tantrums and abusive attitude, I pretended to become a born again Christian to fully gain his trust. Then I volunteered to work late nights bringing the pricing spreadsheets up to date. I'd usually be alone and cram the trunk of my car full of expensive gear from the warehouse. A few weeks later one of the employees was busted for selling warehouse goods out the back door. When they audited, they found all the stuff I scammed, but blamed it on him instead. I got away with 10K worth of top end hardware. Boss deserved a lot worse after the crap I had to deal with.